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Judge Judy is my idol.

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

meladoodle:

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

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This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

wait.. isn’t that just… an ordinary slide…

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

(via gnarlygnat)

Anonymous: ur full of yourself tbh

supermoclel:

you would be too if you were beautiful and interesting